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160. Before Snape was summoned to the Shrieking Shack, he was having a very deep conversation with Dumbledore’s portrait. “I think the time has come, Severus.” he said solemnly. Snape held onto the desk, looking much paler than usual. “Have you ever thought that you might, perhaps, ask too much of people?” he spat, sinking into his armchair. “I’m sorry, Severus, but it’s all for… you know… the best.” Snape looked up at the portrait, remorse in his eyes; Dumbledore didn’t need to say ‘Lily Evans’ for Snape to know what he meant. “You should make the necessary preparations, Severus.” Dumbledore said softly. Snape looked up, his lip quivering slightly. “You… you mean… a will?” His eyes were wide, refusing to believe this reality. Dumbledore nodded heavily as Snape began to fumble in his drawers for parchment. “Are you s-sure, Dumbledore, that I… I… I am going to… die?” he stammered, spreading the parchment onto the desk, more aware than ever of the thumping of his heart. “There is always hope, Severus, but for now, we must assume the worst.” Snape turned, still shaking, towards the parchment. He dipped his quill into the ink, and let it stay there. “I thought, that perhaps, after risking my life for seventeen years, I might get a reward. Now you tell me that along with her son, I must die too!” Snape’s black eyes stared reproachfully at Dumbledore. “He will live.” Dumbledore said simply. “But you told me… he would… you said he had to…” Snape muttered. “All will be explained to him if our plan works out. Trust me, it will make sense in the end. You have never died, thus will not understand.” Snape’s lip trembled. “Oh, but I will understand soon enough, when I have been eaten by Nagini…” he murmured. He lifted the quill and scribbled the words 'The last will and testimony of Severus Snape’. This was really happening. Then he paused. “Albus, I have no one!” Snape shrieked, apparently saddened by this new revelation. “Think,” Dumbledore said, with a smile. “think, Severus. If our plan works out, what will happen? You will have someone then, surely!” The cogs in Snape’s brain ticked into motion. With a sharp inhalation, he hastily wrote down the words 'I hereby leave all of my possesions to Harry James Potter’.

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"rap and hip-hop isn't meaningful or complex!"

  • 2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
  • Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
  • Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
  • Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
  • Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.
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“My mum has recently told me she is gay, its only me and her that live at home, how do I keep any woman from ever entering the house? Is it okay for me to let my friends that are girls to come round?”

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-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says: 

Step One: CALM… DOWN… 

You guys, why do people think that being gay means you want to bone every human of the same sex. Nothing pisses me off more than people assuming I have a crush on someone bc that someone happens to have a vadge. FOR REAL THO? You legit think your mom is gay and now she’s going to prey on all of your gal pals? SLOW YOUR ROLL. 

Liking people is liking people and it literally has nothing to do with gender. We claim ‘i’m gay’ and 'i’m straight’ and 'i’m a velociraptor’ bc we’re obsessed with labels and it’s the easiest way to explain 'heyyyy people think it’s weird to date members of the same sex but it’s not as weird now bc there’s a name to go with it’ … IT’S WHATEVER YOU GUYS. 

Don’t be weird around your mom just because things are different, be the bigger person. Treat her as if she’s the same mom she’s always been because guess what? SHE IS. She is literally the exact same, she’s just a little more comfortable because she thought that your relationship was strong enough to withstand something as little as her being gay. AND the only reason it’s weird right now is bc you’re making it weird. She didn’t have to tell you, she could have kept it from you your entire life, but she loves you and she trusts you and she wants you to know her. Try to be a little more understanding and don’t make things harder than they have to be.

Kristin Says:

So. Here’s the thing. The way you worded your question, Anonymous… it sounds pretty insulting to girls who like girls (like ourselves), which is why Dannielle is telling you to calm down and stop assuming your mom has turned from straight to predator, just because she has come to understand herself (and come out to you as) gay.

I am going to extend an OLIVE BRANCH of sorts here, and say: Okay. You are flipping out because you don’t understand what it means that your mom is gay, and you feel really weird and you are totally panicking, none of it makes sense to you, and you have no idea how to move forward because the thought of it makes your brain turn to scared mush. 

Please remember that not understanding something does not mean that it is bad or wrong. It means that you should work to understand that thing, and you should talk to your mom about what troubles or worries you.

You feel weird about another woman in the house with her. That’s FINE. That doesn’t mean that women cannot come into the house, it means that you have to work through those feelings and become comfortable with your mom as a gay lady.

You feel weird about what your friends will think about your gay mom, and you think (or, more likely, you think THEY will think) that your mom wants to date them. Would you think about that if you brought a boy friend over to the house and your mom was a straight lady?! Probably not… and you can tell that to your friends if they seem confused.

Bottom line: Being gay doesn’t mean you like all the people. Being gay means the same things as being ANY. OTHER. THING. You like who you like, how you like, when you like. You like the people you like, and sure, gender is a factor for some - but just because your mom likes girls certainly doesn’t mean she likes all of them. That would just be plain silly, y'all.

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1. You have no problem with the gender wage gap. But you hate having to pay for dates.

2. You insist that it’s a scientifically proven fact that men are stronger than women. But you complain about society believing that it’s worse for a man to hit a woman than for a woman to hit a man.

3. You believe that the age of consent is unfair and that there’s nothing wrong with having sex with teenage girls. But when you find out that a teenage girl enjoys sex, you believe she’s the biggest slut in the world.

4. You hate when a woman automatically assumes that a man is a douchebag before getting to know him. But when you like a woman who likes another man, you assume he’s a douchebag just because he’s not you.

5. You believe that if women want equality, they should be drafted into the military. But you also believe that the military is not a place for women.

6. You hate when women assume that men are like wild animals. But you believe that a woman who doesn’t cover up and make herself invisible to men is just like someone wearing a meat suit around wild animals.

7. You hate the fact that men are bullied for not conforming to their male gender roles. But when you find out that a man disagrees with your beliefs about women’s rights, your immediate response is to try to emasculate him by comparing him to a woman as an insult.

8. You hate when women assume that there are no nice guys. But you call yourself a nice guy and act like it’s a rare quality that should cause women to be all over you.

9. You hate when women assume that men just want to get laid. But when you find out that a man is a feminist, you assume that he’s just doing it to get laid.

10. You hate when women make generalizations about all men. But when a woman calls you out for being sexist, you claim that all men think like you.

11. You insist that women should be responsible for protecting themselves from being raped. But when they follow the one piece of advice that actually works, which is being aware of red flags, you complain about them assuming that all men are rapists.

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